Lewistown
Basic ass horror movie but it's Cyrus's film school application
Basic ass horror movie but it's Cyrus's film school application
Due to delays in pre production, the teaser has been cancelled
MORE DELAYS
there have been major script changes made
Post Production roles are available for volunteers, you will not be paid because this isn't going to make money, contact us for more info or to sign up
"Ripoff blair witch project" - Nobody actually said this but Cyrus thinks it's funny
"boring and unimaginative but it's my film school application" - Cyrus
"Heartstopper S2 is more creative" - Also Cyrus
"will you shut the fuck up about that movie thing Cyrus" - Fig
"Why do you even want to make a movie" - Ekko
"If I drop a bookshelf on you do you promise to leave me alone about this for the rest of the day" - Valerie
"I would rather watch Heated Rivalry with my parents in the room than this" - Cyrus
"this is literally the default horror movie plot, why are we doing this again?" - Ethan
"about as imaginative as a prison wall but at least we'll have something to show for it" - Cyris (the evil twin of Cyrus)
"Who the fuck are you" - Rolling Stone
"..." - WIRED
"I think I'd rather score a porno than this" - [the person we bothered to score this]
"Why do you even need a lighting person for this, you have zero lights" - [the person we bothered about lighting]
"Lemme think about this for a sec... FUH NAW GANG" - [the person we bothered to play a character]
"Suddenly my history homework is a lot more interesting" - [the person we bothered about cameras]
"this is amazing"- not a single person in the history of ever on earth at all.