"Rave Reviews" because it's funny

"Ripoff blair witch project" - Nobody actually said this but Cyrus thinks it's funny

"boring and unimaginative but it's my film school application" - Cyrus

"Heartstopper S2 is more creative" - Also Cyrus

"will you shut the fuck up about that movie thing Cyrus" - Fig 

"Why do you even want to make a movie" - Ekko

"If I drop a bookshelf on you do you promise to leave me alone about this for the rest of the day" - Valerie

"I would rather watch Heated Rivalry with my parents in the room than this" - Cyrus

"this is literally the default horror movie plot, why are we doing this again?" -  Ethan 

"about as imaginative as a prison wall but at least we'll have something to show for it" - Cyris (the evil twin of Cyrus)

"Who the fuck are you" - Rolling Stone

"..."  - WIRED

"I think I'd rather score a porno than this" - [the person we bothered to score this]

"Why do you even need a lighting person for this, you have zero lights" - [the person we bothered about lighting]

"Lemme think about this for a sec... FUH NAW GANG" - [the person we bothered to play a character]

"Suddenly my history homework is a lot more interesting" - [the person we bothered about cameras]

"this is amazing"- not a single person in the history of ever on earth at all.